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noun)
an elaborate sculpture left to grow above the upper lip
The mustachio is the quintessential adulation for a mustachephile. Owners of such prestigious grooming standards find absolute gratification in their idiosyncrasy. Mustachio owners are usually most comfortable in atypical environments, sanguinely involving large unsuspecting crowds. Mustachios are common among Carnes, eccentric Spaniards, Santa impersonators during the off season, Dadaists, County fair booth operators, villains from most any olde tyme silent film, and alpaca farmers. A tony urbanity is an eclectic priority often comprising pinstripe pants with boot straps, bowler hats, pince-nez, strategically cascading vests, houndstooth, herringbone, gabardine, and twill all paired together, spurs, fluted jackets, imported cigars, nine-foot stilts, Bavarian creme filled doughnuts, shrimp cocktail platters, and an affinity for pairing stinky cheeses. +